I’m in awe that my children have survived thus far in their lives- after all, I have NO idea what I’m doing.
I’m a little ashamed of myself, really. People who don’t have kids, or have been parents for, like, a minute, always seem to have all the answers. I’d say it must be all those parenting books they’ve read, but I’ve read those books, too, and according to the “all knowing ones”, I know nothing. Its shocking that my kids haven’t been taken away.
I admire all this “parental genius” that is still being thrust upon me after 12 years. You’d think some people would see my pre-teen and would decide to bypass me when doling out their “wisdom of the ages”, but no. They generously give of their insight, even if they’ve never had a need to use it or have ever used it themselves. Its selfless acts like these that give me hope for future generations.
One would think that someone would see my 3 beautiful boys- 2 of which are in school and smarter than any boys I’ve ever known, and the other who is already showing signs of super android intelligence- and figure I know what I’m doing; they might see how generous my boys can be or take notice of how well they can behave (for OTHER people, mind you, but still), and those people might write me off as having it all under control.
Thankfully, those people are NOT fooled by pretty packaging.
Those astute individuals see the one moment my boys step out of line in their presence as a cry for help and the perfect opportunity to point out what we’re doing wrong as parents. Those amazing individuals are never-ending in their pursuit to help mold me and the hubby into the perfect parents they know we can be with the same level of perfection that they themselves have had for the last 5 minutes and 53 seconds.
Do they care if the actions committed by my kids were normal, not out of the ordinary, and unavoidable? No! These wonderful people -diligent in their quest to right the wrongs of toddlers everywhere- toss logic to the wind as they step in to heroically save me from basic parenting situations.
So, I’d like to say thank you to all those wise, admirable, selfless, self sacrificing individuals who go out of their way to help me with parental “advice”. I might not say it much, but -even though you don’t have boys (or kids) my sons’ ages (or at all)- I’m so grateful to you for offering up your opinions- most of the time without me even asking. I know that I’ll never have the same treasure trove of knowledge that you do, so my only hope and prayer is that one day you have others in YOUR life so very willing and able to do the same for you that you’ve done for me.