Lately we’ve been acting as hosts to ghosts. They’re actually very well known ghosts- perhaps you’ve heard of them? Their names are “Not me” and “I don’t know”.
Not me and I don’t know have been extremely busy spirits, doing everything from tearing up the boys’ room to finishing off 3 bowls worth of cereal in one sitting. Its extraordinary. I know if I had died and had time on MY hands, I’d kick back and relax, but not these guys. They’re constantly up to something.
Just recently these pesky poltergeists have even started to follow the boys to school! I had naively thought that MAYBE the ghosts would take their own Summer vacation-
-yeah, I know its not Summer anymore, but its still Summer-y weather. I thought they might be as confused as me and take a late vacation-
but there was no such luck. If anything, they seem to have increased their activity! I’ve almost started to wonder if our home is the newest spot for the ghost dimension- like Fort Lauderdale for the netherworld.
Rather than take an extended holiday, though, Not me and I don’t know started school with my boys and began a new year of shenanigans. When asked why he was lying under his desk instead of sitting in his chair, Bug replied,”I don’t know,” which -I’m assuming means,”I don’t know” told him to do it, the naughty spirit. And when asked who’s fault it was for Camo not being able to find his PE clothes, both boys answered,”Not me.”
I’ll admit, I’m a little worried that we’ve gotten so much supernatural interference in this house, but I’m hopeful that sooner or later, those restless spirits will find their peace and leave this place.
Until that day, though, its very apparent that Boystown will be hosting travelers from the Great Beyond.